Friday, January 11, 2008

Death involving knitting accidents on the rise! Pure scientific proof!

I hate to say that, but there is rapidly increasing number of people who died recently in knitting accidents! Specifically from around 7 to aroun 122 at 20:00 CET, January 11th, 2008. This is a horryfying fact! We must act! We must act now AGAINST death caused by knitting accidents! While I am alarmed at the rates of dying in knitting accidents have risen up recently, the number of reported deaths in blogging accidents has risen from about TWO to around 2440 at 20:10 CET on January 11, 2008. That is a very sharp increase, which can not be explained by any other way than the bloggers just became crazed with a new, unsafe, unproved method of blogging.

Surprisingly, here come the other data too:
Before --> after
ice skating: 94 --> 4 [hate to say that, but the ice has probably melted and this could have resulted in more people sitting at home and doing nothing or blogging]

gardening: 100 --> 119

camping: 166 --> 166

skateboarding: 473 --> 478

surfing: 496 --> 502

elevator: 575 --> 68 or 609 (using "an elevator" yields 609, "a elevator" 68)

skydiving: 710 --> 813

Here this scientific site has a graph of how it looked before and how it looks now you can google for yourself!